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This podcast's purpose is to bring together the field of neuroprosthetics / brain machine interfaces / brain implants in an understandable conversation about the current topics and breakthroughs. We hope to replace needing to read scientific papers on new research in an easy to digest way. Then people can share thoughts or ideas to facilitate 'idea sex' to make the field of brain implants a smaller and more personal space

Jun 5, 2018

Joke: In this solo episode, I talk about some of the unpublished work which you can expect out of the Otto lab here at University of Florida. The Turbo Encabulator will be some of the most revolutionary work that will have come into the field of neuroscience:

This original machine has a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings are in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consists simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling is effectively prevented. The main winding is of the normal lotus-o-deltoid type, placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots within the stator. every seventh conductor is connected by a nonreversible tremmie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the "up" end of the grammeters.

 

For those of you that did not understand all of this I recommend brushing up on your neuroscience vocabulary using Memrise. I especially recommend the Brain anatomy: Areas, Pathways, and Endocrines course which goes over everything from what tanycytes are, the location of pituicytes, what the arachnoid is, the role of the tegmentum or the difference between dorsal, ventral, caudal and rostral.

 

UPDATE: I may not have been clear enough that the Turbo Encabulator is not a real device. You should not have understood anything I talked about in my description! It was just a way to show that learning necessary vocabulary is important.